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Bonus Unexpected Sabbatical: March 24

I love satire. Satire is truly able to “say” so many of the things that are too painful/blunt/raw to say straight. And I love The Onion. For more than 20 years, The Onion has been saying it with more truth, somehow, than anyone. And I love to laugh. Headlines I laughed at in The Onion today include:

“Defiant 123-Year-Old Not Going to Let Coronavirus Stop Him From Hanging Out With Friends”

“Parents Don’t Remember Enough Colors to Help With Kindergartner’s Homework.”

“Trump Quietly Checks With Aides to Make Sure He’d Be Included In Receiving $1,000 Checks.”

“Frustrated Dog Has No Time To Jerk Off Now That Owner Home All Day”

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Now it’s your turn.

Write a satirical news article, the kind that could be published in The Onion.

Have fun and laugh hard today, friends!

xoxo

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